The Death of Stalin
Director: Armando Lannucci
Release Date: 20th October 2017
Here we are with the best comic book adaptation of the year. The Death of Stalin is exactly what one could expect from satirist Armando Lannucci, taking pieces of history and showing just what may have been behind those closed doors. Chaos, greed, and maybe just a little more chaos as men in power show their true colours. Shit bags the lot of ’em.
Director: Taika Waititi
Release Date: 27th October 2017
Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures
The Marvel machine never rests, it probably doesn’t even blink, so here we are with the third film in the ‘Verse this year. Though something is a little different, for it seems director Taika Waititi has been sticking things in the machine. And so in a glorious explosion of neon, synth, and Jeff Goldblum, here we are embracing Ragnarok. It’s a good mess to be in. Continue reading
Director: Dorota Kobiela, Hugh Welchman
Release Date: 13th October 2017
To tell a story about an artist, you have to put the art to the forefront, let it leak out of the canvas to really make us understand. Loving Vincent does just this, the work of Vincent Van Gogh coating everything in his brushes and strokes, a rotoscoped wonder stitching 130 of the artist’s paintings into fully lived in, breathing frames of noir. Though whilst each picture can paint a thousand words, Loving Vincent also likes to add a few more.
Director: Darren Aronofsky
Release Date: 15th September 2017
The latest Darren Aronofsky head-trip is a film about motherhood as one should expect, but it’s also about everyone and everything else. It’s a film which packs it into one house till it starts to creak. And when it falls apart, well, it was always meant to. Naturally, it takes a mother to ensure that even amongst the rubble there is still a sense of control. !
Director: Andy Muschietti
Release Date: 8th September 2017
Warner Bros. Pictures
As a child, the movie It scared the hell out of me. My Aunt loved putting horror films on during the day, apparently I insisted, I probably did. We watched zombie movies, satanic movies, alien movies, ghostly movies, and one of those films was It. Of course Tim Curry freaked me out, isn’t that what he does?, and of course It followed me around for many years. It was down alleys, in the shower, under the bed… It was wherever my mind could conjure it. So of course, what impact does the 2017 rendition of the scary clown movie have on those who once faced it in the sewage waters of the past?
Director: Steven Soderbergh
Release Date: 25th August 2017
The second Logan film of the year. Though instead of claws we got cars, and instead of drama we’ve got a whiff of air passing into who knows where. What was this film called again?
Terminator 2: Judgement Day 3D
Director: James Cameron
Release Date: 25th August 2017
There comes a time when an old film must return to the cinema, covered in spit from all that extra polish, and bring teary eyes to nostalgics looking for better times. Bring in 3D, and the cinema return gimmick is complete, and just like The Lion King and Jurassic Park, here we have Terminator 2: Judgement Day. He said he’s be back.