The Night Is Short, Walk On Girl

The Night Is Short Walk On Girl
Director: Masaaki Yuasa

Release Date: 4th October 2017
Toho

The night is where the tales of adults lie, and here we are with a night of wonder, of obsession, and  of the very relationships we hold between one another. The night is short, walk on girl!

 

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Lu Over The Wall

Lu Over The Wall
Director: Masaaki Yuasa

Release Date: 6th December 2017
Toho

Lu Over The Wall is a summertime cocktail. A rainbow of colour, stuffed with a series of inspirations that melt together under the intense heat, but as refreshing as a dip in the sea, one which is free of plastic bottles and unidentifiable sewage. Okay, there might be a little of that somewhere to, though every glass has a little dirt at the bottom.  Continue reading

Fairy Tail: Dragon Cry

Fairy Tail: Dragon Cry
Director: Tatsuma Minamikawa

Release Date: 17th May 2017
A-1 Pictures

Fairy Tail is a gateway into everything wrong with anime, mixing battle manga with casual smut. It started as a fun adventure, a knock off ‘One Piece’, with wizards over pirates, but as the writing collapsed, pages were filled with T & A, just what the pervert ordered. Dragon Cry brings tits and all to the big screen, and I sat through very minute. There is something about seeing things through, no matter how bleak it gets. Anime teaches this important life lesson.

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Suburbicon

Suburbicon
Director: George Clooney

Release Date: 24th November 2017
Paramount Pictures

With Suburbicon, director (he’s also acted in a few obscure movies) George Clooney has taken the remnants of a discarded Coen brothers script (the duo behind such classics as Fargo and The Big Lebowski), and brought it kicking and screaming onto the big screen with a few political spices of his own thrown into the mix. What we get is yet another lesson in why the Coen brothers don’t direct everything they write. Did you ever see Gambit?

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The Death Of Stalin

The Death of Stalin
Director: Armando Lannucci 

Release Date: 20th October 2017
eOne Films

Here we are with the best comic book adaptation of the year. The Death of Stalin is exactly what one could expect from satirist Armando Lannucci, taking pieces of history and showing just what may have been behind those closed doors. Chaos, greed, and maybe just a little more chaos as men in power show their true colours. Shit bags the lot of ’em.
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Thor Ragnarok

Thor Ragnarok
Director: Taika Waititi

Release Date: 27th October 2017
Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures 

The Marvel machine never rests, it probably doesn’t even blink, so here we are with the third film in the ‘Verse this year. Though something is a little different, for it seems director Taika Waititi has been sticking things in the machine. And so in a glorious explosion of neon, synth, and Jeff Goldblum, here we are embracing Ragnarok. It’s a good mess to be in. Continue reading

Blade Runner 2049

Blade Runner 2049
Director: Denis Villeneuve

Release Date: 6th October 2017
Sony Pictures Releasing 

Drawn out gaps of time between things is usually a no no, a big one at that. Bands return sounding like tribute acts, and movies return with all that classic atmosphere sucked into a vacuum and dumped into a producer’s waste basket. Blade Runner was a thing 35 years ago, and this is a continuation perhaps no sane cinephile wanted. But sometimes, yes, we just don’t know what it is we want. Sanity is an overrated part of humanity, really.
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